The Tea Master 2010 edition

I am not doing the Amazon contest again this year, but I have posted a revised clip of The Tea Master as it now stands, on my site. Drop by camilledumas.com and pick it up - I'm extremely pleased with how much lighter and funnier and more beautiful it has become in the past year, thanks to some extremely valuable industry input. 2010 is the year of the Tiger and I am one myself, so I think this year is going to be good.

Hunting the elusive poetry market

I have three full volumes of poetry of which I've published a few in Mrs. Everywhere and Bagatelle but most of which has not seen much light. Because I have chronic illness problems I am very disconnected from the poetics community. So every so often I go around trying to find either contemporary poets I can relate to, or poetry publishers/magazines which have exciting material. Thin pickings. I have a slew to go through this weekend -- no luck so far. I did pass a friend this great poem by Billy Collins though, the very charming Another Reason Why I Don't Keep a Gun in the House. (If that poem were a dance single it would be aka 'Barking, Barking, Barking'.)

Tea Master now available for international (and Canadian) download

The excerpt of the Tea Master is available from Amazon here for all readers now, not just US readers. Amazon had a glitch with this from mid-March until today, March 25, but has unglitched. If you downloaded the excerpt from my alternate site, I hate to ask, but, please go to the Amazon site for the Tea Master and download it again. I know, I know. But on the bright side there are also hundreds of other excerpts there for you to graze on free of charge, thanks to valiant outcries put on by the hundreds of writers located outside the US.

Tea Master doing well

Can't complain about being #17 out of #500 for most number of times one's excerpt is downloaded, especially since it doesn't count the healthy additional number of times it's been grabbed from here. (I could use more reviews - post them here but I'm genuinely not complaining. I know non-Americans are having trouble posting.) I would be posting more myself but I injured my writing hand pretty badly yesterday and am having trouble typing. Overall, though, thanks. Oh yes, what I meant to say is, if you like The Tea Master, there's a whole monster archive of my work at Hypercube Industries, both writing and photography (and mixed media of both).

MP3 of CBC radio interview on The Tea Master, March 20, 2009

Here we go:

CBC Radio interview on The Tea Master, March 20, 2009. 7 min, 46 sec. Includes a reading from the first chapter of the book.

CBC Interview this morning

I just did an interview on CBC radio, which I will post as soon as I can figure out how to save the sound file in a useful format. Went as well as these things do and I read a bit of the book. If you heard the interview and want the excerpt, you can download the first chapters of The Tea Master here and then go to Amazon to rate what you think of The Tea Master. (If you're in the United States and are here because of the phlap.net post, just go straight to the Amazon page for The Tea Master to get the excerpt and rate it there.)

Author's note in the International excerpt

I placed an author's note in the International version of The Tea Master excerpt -- which is the only difference. So that Americans don't feel the impulse to download both for completeness, I'm posting the note here:

Author’s note:

As of just after midnight, on March 19, 2009, Amazon.com is still not allowing “interational” readers to download and rate the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award quarterfinalists. This is a big problem for me because I’m Canadian, and a lot of the people I would call on to promote The Tea Master are Canadian. I hope they’ll fix this, but, in the meantime I decided I could host my own download, solicit comments on my own blog, and have my American-based husband John post those comments to Amazon for me. International readers CAN still rate The Tea Master at the Amazon link, so please rate there and comment at my blog.

The Tea Master represents four years’ hard work plus nearly another year of fruitlessly trying to get notice from the publishing industry. This is not an unusual situation or a reflection on the quality of my writing; recent New York Times bestseller Water for Elephants was rejected seventy-eight times before it found a home at Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill. William Kennedy o’Toole killed himself after ‘only’ sixteen rejections of Confederacy of Dunces, which subsequently won the Pulitzer.

The publishing industry is based on a 400 year old model and it is falling apart. The Tea Master has already beaten nearly ten thousand other books to get this far, which shows something about the situation of the dozens of agents who told me it was good, but that they didn’t know how to find the market for it. If you have ever enjoyed my work in the past, the market is you, and the best way to say that, is to say it. If you’re American (what are you doing reading this, you should be getting the official excerpt!) please download it from Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001UG39TM

and post a review there. If you’re not, post your review as a comment at:

http://fille.camilledumas.com/

Be as brief or as detailed as you want with your written review.

I have never been in good health. Writing books is the only thing I am good for, and I must find a way to bypass the publishing industry’s old-fashioned, decaying methodologies. Penguin has shown itself future-sighted in sponsoring this contest, and the more attention I get, the more likely I’ll find commercial recognition whether or not I win. This means the difference between whether or not I continue to struggle in poverty, illness and obscurity, and whether you are able to lie back next summer with a glass of iced tea and a copy of The Tea Master… or even my next book, Common Wealth. Would that all our ethical choices were so simple: for only a few minutes of your time, you can save me from the situation of Warren’s wife Mira, who was fired from the Jerry Springer Show, for ‘creative differences’.

Camille Dumas, March 19, 2009

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